March 9, 2010

some bedtime stories

little miss muffet, as recounted by paul peglar

little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey
along came a spider, it sat down beside her
and she freaked out...

humpty dumpty, as recounted by paul peglar

humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the king's horses and all the king's men
...they didn't know what the f*&% to do.

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