little miss muffet, as recounted by paul peglar
little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey
along came a spider, it sat down beside her
and she freaked out...
humpty dumpty, as recounted by paul peglar
humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the king's horses and all the king's men
...they didn't know what the f*&% to do.